A self-hosted blog in one small container: a real editor over Markdown (tables, footnotes, mathematics, video), scheduled publishing, newsletters over your own SMTP, comments with a spam gate that needs no account anywhere, cookie-free analytics, full-text search, and a book mode that sets a post in two columns on paper. Readers download 3.8-8.7 KB of JavaScript and nothing from any third party. Eleven interface languages. Importers for WordPress, Ghost, Substack and Medium bring posts, images and redirects across. An AI agent can write and steward the blog over MCP. Everything lives in two SQLite files and one uploads folder - no database container. FIRST RUN: the blog has no owner until you claim it. Open this container's log right after it starts - it prints a one-time claim link. Open that link, create your account, and the rest happens in the browser.